If i come over, it means nothing
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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