it's like iHOP with fire
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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