is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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