Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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