so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We don't watch enough power rangers
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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