afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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