She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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