I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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