come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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