ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
