So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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