i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
