Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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