The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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