think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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