Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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