did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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