I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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