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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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