They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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