Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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