is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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