Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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