Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
