he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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