rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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