I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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