Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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