i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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