So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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