the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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