Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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