OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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