her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
two words: eviction party
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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