Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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