She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We left the knife in your bed.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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