Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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