Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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