i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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