Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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