at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Apparently you make a good broom.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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