Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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