Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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