I want to stick my p in your. b.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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