marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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