i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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