you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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