gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I look better un-naked...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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