Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
be right there i have to get my cape
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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