it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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