I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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