Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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