Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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