i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he thought i was a dude.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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