S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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